Obama beats Edwards by 13 points in Edwardsville

Obama crushes Edwards by 13 points in Edwardsville. Give it up Edwards E. McEdwardspants!

In 2004 when both Edwards and Obama were on the ballot in Edwardsville*, IL it was none other than Barack Obama who pulled down 64% of the vote to 51% of the vote for John Edwards**. Using my own polling methodology*** I've determined that even in a place that is named after John Edwards**** people still prefer Barack Obama. How much more evidence do you Edwards Cylons need to before you realize you're backing the wrong horse? Now on to victory Obamatons!

* - vote totals from Madison County, IL, Edwardsville is the county seat and I'm lazy.
** - Obama was running against Alan Keyes, Edwards was VP on the national ticket, don't let these facts prevent you from recommending a diary with not one but two "Edwards" in the title
*** - comparing things that are not alike
*** - Edwardsville, IL was not named for JRE but Ninian Edwards, territorial governor of Illinois in 1809

Next up: The gruesome story in Clinton, NY & Clinton, IA or "How we gonna run on change when we're had two terms in the White House?" starring Bill Clinton as Pappy O'Daniel.